lizis2spooky:

Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should

7 hours ago · 59,808 notes

tattooedjehan:

*slams fist down on table* I JUST WANT ALL MY FRIENDS TO HAVE NICE HOME LIVES IS THAT TOO HARD TO ASK

7 hours ago · 40,518 notes

pedromirfilho:

WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST
shisno:

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

#this infant has its life more together than i do

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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8 hours ago · 402,166 notes

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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16 hours ago · 102,286 notes

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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16 hours ago · 277,953 notes

"Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life."Johnny Depp (via enemaroberts)

18 hours ago · 89,210 notes

hunny94cheeks:

Imagine how many kisses we’re gonna get in season 5. This is not even a speculation here. I have no doubt Mickey is gonna be sugary to Ian now that has him in his life and openly in a relationship with him.

All that casual sugar we’re gonna see <3

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And the… spice

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18 hours ago · 124 notes

closetoalmosthere:

When we’re young our parents embarrass us…

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But there gets to be a point where we start to embarrass  them… 

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18 hours ago · 138,050 notes